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No One Ever Stays Dead In Comics

Published on September th, 2008 - Author: Mikey P.

I wanna just go on a little rant here about Marvel and what I have a feeling they are gonna do. Let me preface this by saying this in no way comes from any actual source and is just me being nerdy.

So like what was it a year ago or so they killed Captain American? They Fucking Shot Him In The Middle Of A Huge Crowd!!!! There bleeding out on the stairs of the fucking court house Steve Rogers aka Captain America was dead. It was major fucking moment in history of not only Marvel but Comics themselves. And Marvel one-upped it by not pussying out by having it turn out to be a Skrull or having an alternate version of Cap coming from another dimension, or some other goofy shit comics always do, or Sci-Fi does in general. The Giant Reset Button, it’s called. So Marvel made this death pretty fucking permanent, they had a whole memorial thing with different characters reacting to the situation. But you know what the truth is, it’s that you can’t fucking kill off Captain America, IT’S CAPTAIN AMERICAN, other than maybe Superman and Wolverine, he’s the like the most recognizable superhero in comics history.

So here’s my theory on what Marvel is gonna do. After this whole Secret Invasion thing, in which the Skrulls are gonna lose, just cause it has too. The superheroes of earth are gonna make the Skrulls pay reparations. And since the Skrulls have crazy science and with their new-found ability to permanently shape-shift and instill the person’s memories and personality. Ironman, Mr. Fantastic, and Hank Pym will combine that technology with the cloning tech they have (in the past they cloned Thor but he went insane and killed Goliath) and clone a new Captain America from the dead ones body.? BIGGITY BAM NEW CAPTAIN AMERICAN.

Author: Mikey P.
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