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I think I am letting off more pheromones than usual lately…unless I suddenly woke up and was just 10 times more attractive than ever before. But I still look the same to me.

The past week has been odd. I have been asked to spin around by two drunk guys outside my work so they could look at my “spectacular ass,” holes have been bored through me daily by lusty stares. The strangest thing is tonight, after working all day and playing with my daughter all night, I stopped to buy some beer at the grocery store, my makeup half gone, my hair messy, in jeans and a t-shirt, and not only did every single male in both the parking lot and the store stop and literally turn to watch me walk by, but when I went to the checkstands, although there were lines of about 3 people at each open one, not one but two checkers who were stocking near the front and not at checkstands rushed up to me and offered to help me right that second. Not that I minded (the middle-aged woman in the next lane did, but at least it distracted her from the fact that her husband was checking out my ass), but what the hell is going on?