I love both Facebook and Myspace for various reasons. One allows you to do wonders with HTML and the other site is more simple and clean. One let’s you hide all your dirty secrets whereas the other one is more lurkable. If you’re a good Neavite like I hope you are, you’d know that me and Bitta have done our share of occasional lurking (See “I Confess… I Stalk My Exs“).

This is where I am a tad bit confused. What the hell is “poking” about? Will someone please explain the concept of “poking” someone on Facebook?

 

If it’s just something Facebook decided to put on there so we can be cute with each other, get with the program Facebook! If I were in charge, I would take these NEW cute actions into account:

Stab A Bitch
Slap A Hoe
Bite Your Titty
Chest Bumps!
Drop A Deuce on Your White Carpet
Give You A Hug
Give You A High 5
Give You A Standing Ovation

I’m sure you can think of some more. These are just for you to get your mind running!