Dam you Chris Brown, you punched a chick once and now everyone thinks its the cool thing to do to get some media attention.

So at some point last month the guy most people know as the “ShamWow Guy” was arrested on charges of assault and battery.  Apparently the story goes like this:

10:04 pm -  ShamWow guys shows up to club in Miami Beach Florida.

10:24 pm – ShamWow guy proceeds to drink 5 Apple-tinis, 4 wine spritzers, and 3 Zima /w jolly ranchers.

10:56 pm – ShamWow guy pretends to talk to several men in manly fashion bragging about how many women he gets.

11: 24pm – ShamWow guy is egged on to talk to some women by a group of his “bros.”

11:26pm – ShamWow guy stumbles his way across the club and approaches Sasha Harris, age 26,  who looks like the “easiest” girl in the club.

11:35pm – Sasha Harris gets bored with the old drunk guy hitting on her and decides to go the bathroom.

12:22 am – Girlfriend of Sasha Harris informs her who the old drunk guy is and proceeds to tell her how much money he has.

12:56 am – ShamWow guy gets taken from the bar with zima in hand by the prostitute also known as Sasha Harris and proceed to nearest taxis outside the club.

1:15 am – Shamwow guy proceeds to pay prostitute $1000 in return for sexual favors.

1:29 am – Shamwow guy tries to kiss the prostitute and prostitute proceeds to bite his tongue.

1:31 am – Struggle occurs and Shamwow guy ends up punching the prositute several times in the face.

1:35 am -  Miami police are called from hotel lobby and proceed to arrest Shamwow guy for assault and battery of the prostitute.

-bushe