You know, couples are cute at times or whatever, ESPECIALLY if they are old. It’s just precious you know? But that’s not what I want to talk about. Oh No!
I want to talk about couples that don’t get off of each other for one second. They’ll be walking through the mall, and they won’t let go of each other. The guy is doing the whole “hey I’m going to hug you from behind, not let go, and keep walking” which ultimately results in having a couple that walks like penguins.
They go to a restaurant and get seated at a booth. That’s cool, except the fact they sit NEXT to each other instead of ACROSS from each other. Why the hell do you people do that?!?! You are wasting a whole booth side, plus! Who likes to stare at the other person’s ear while eating? LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE FOR 30 MINUTES!!!!
Another thing, if you want to kiss in public, that’s fine. However it is not cool when the two of you are making out like it’s 1999.
Another thing part 2. I hate, I HATE!!! When couples keep breaking up and getting back together. Dude, either stay together, or break up…or cut yourself! On Monday your friend calls you like “it’s over for good, let’s hang out tomorrow.” Then tomorrow comes around and they are back together. Mind you that was the 11th time you had heard your friend say “it’s over for good.”
It is even worse when your friend calls you, talks shit about their ex, has you joining them on the shit talking and then the next day gets back with them. Now it is all awkward because you have talked all that crap about the other person.
So let’s stop doing that. Either break up or shut the hell up.
Stay herpes free.
