http://theneave.com Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:05:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://theneave.com/the-american-nightmare/ http://theneave.com/the-american-nightmare/#comments Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:01:41 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=33702 Like the Bible, the American Dream has been largely misinterpreted and used as a tool for evil by those looking to justify abhorrent behavior. Let me clear the air.]]> http://theneave.com/the-american-nightmare/feed/ 2 http://theneave.com/the-old-man-and-the-sea-cruise/ http://theneave.com/the-old-man-and-the-sea-cruise/#comments Tue, 21 Sep 2010 22:16:39 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=32932 Old Man Conundrum: You can buy the affection of and possibly do the Viagra Dance with a supple young thing, but you are still going to die. Your immortality does not reside in a twenty-two-year-old's vagina.]]> http://theneave.com/the-old-man-and-the-sea-cruise/feed/ 4 http://theneave.com/in-a-bittersweet-world/ http://theneave.com/in-a-bittersweet-world/#comments Sat, 28 Aug 2010 23:21:36 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=31685 In a world where everything - from fruit to flies to hair to hearts - has a cyclical life span, it seems only logical that love does, too. ]]> http://theneave.com/in-a-bittersweet-world/feed/ 3 http://theneave.com/tripp-apparel-street-wear-with-street-smarts/ http://theneave.com/tripp-apparel-street-wear-with-street-smarts/#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:00:22 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=30984 Tripp Apparel is creating quite the stir amongst street-wear enthusiasts. The independent, innovative clothing company draws inspiration from life’s triumphs and tribulations to create stimulating graphics that support and inspire those from all walks of life.]]> http://theneave.com/tripp-apparel-street-wear-with-street-smarts/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/monday-musings-5/ http://theneave.com/monday-musings-5/#comments Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:20:09 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=29082 I skipped a couple of weeks, but here's another serving of Musings for your Monday, fresh out of my bojangled brain.]]> http://theneave.com/monday-musings-5/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/marry-fuck-kill/ http://theneave.com/marry-fuck-kill/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:09:21 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=28640 When writers from The Neave become friends on Facebook, we often learn new and interesting factoids about each other's personal lives. Other times, we accidentally begin a game of "Marry, Fuck, Kill," which is exactly what happened when I commented on Charles Finster's status this morning. Here's the thread from our "conversation."]]> http://theneave.com/marry-fuck-kill/feed/ 2 http://theneave.com/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/ http://theneave.com/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/#comments Tue, 13 Jul 2010 07:53:48 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=28085 A how-to video that illustrates how to disguise your natural beauty with whore-face.]]> http://theneave.com/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/monday-musings-4/ http://theneave.com/monday-musings-4/#comments Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:01:21 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=27570 Here's the fourth installment of your weekly glimpse into my noggin.]]> http://theneave.com/monday-musings-4/feed/ 4 http://theneave.com/monday-musings-3/ http://theneave.com/monday-musings-3/#comments Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:17:32 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=26602 Welcome to the third installment of Monday Musings, a weekly glimpse into this wily brain of mine. Proceed with caution.]]> http://theneave.com/monday-musings-3/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/the-truth-about-scorpios/ http://theneave.com/the-truth-about-scorpios/#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:05:24 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=26559 Yes, there are some Scorpios who truly are crazy, heart-breaking, promiscuous fiends, giving the rest of us a bad name. Let me set the record straight.]]> http://theneave.com/the-truth-about-scorpios/feed/ 10 http://theneave.com/monday-musings-2/ http://theneave.com/monday-musings-2/#comments Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:43:40 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=26545 Welcome to the second installment of Monday Musings, a glimpse inside this thorn patch I call a brain. Navigate at your own risk.]]> http://theneave.com/monday-musings-2/feed/ 3 http://theneave.com/love-you-must-die/ http://theneave.com/love-you-must-die/#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 05:01:21 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=25971 In the English language, it has become common practice to cut off the first word or two of sentences: “See [...]]]> http://theneave.com/love-you-must-die/feed/ 5 http://theneave.com/monday-musings/ http://theneave.com/monday-musings/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 06:38:05 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=25637 Introducing Monday Musings, which will be a weekly glimpse into this thorn patch I call a brain.]]> http://theneave.com/monday-musings/feed/ 8 http://theneave.com/what-are-you-most-afraid-of/ http://theneave.com/what-are-you-most-afraid-of/#comments Wed, 19 May 2010 02:37:43 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=23180 Everyone’s afraid. The monster under the bed that we feared as children often lurks in the recesses of our minds [...]]]> http://theneave.com/what-are-you-most-afraid-of/feed/ 7 http://theneave.com/road-revelations-wanderlust/ http://theneave.com/road-revelations-wanderlust/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 18:13:20 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=22821 The sun shines cheerily amidst a clear, blue sky. I alternately sing along to old favorites and sit in silence, [...]]]> http://theneave.com/road-revelations-wanderlust/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/road-revelations-the-luck-dragon/ http://theneave.com/road-revelations-the-luck-dragon/#comments Tue, 11 May 2010 07:37:09 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=22706 The descent from Washington to California is rife with hills, peaks, and valleys, resulting in often-laborious climbs for my luggage-laden [...]]]> http://theneave.com/road-revelations-the-luck-dragon/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/road-revelations-pit-stop-etiquette/ http://theneave.com/road-revelations-pit-stop-etiquette/#comments Mon, 10 May 2010 13:07:43 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=22697 If I have even one cup of coffee while on the road, I will need to pull over to pee [...]]]> http://theneave.com/road-revelations-pit-stop-etiquette/feed/ 5 http://theneave.com/road-revelations-so-long-seattle/ http://theneave.com/road-revelations-so-long-seattle/#comments Mon, 10 May 2010 05:19:20 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=22681 I couldn’t bear the thought of returning to my friends and family in Los Angeles like some sort of wounded, [...]]]> http://theneave.com/road-revelations-so-long-seattle/feed/ 3 http://theneave.com/awash-in-chemicals/ http://theneave.com/awash-in-chemicals/#comments Wed, 05 May 2010 22:15:29 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/?p=22421 Flabbergasting as it may seem, the FDA doesn't test one single cleansing or cosmetic product until after it's on the market and then only after they've received a sufficient number of complaints about it.]]> http://theneave.com/awash-in-chemicals/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/i-flashed-everyone-at-my-graduation/ http://theneave.com/i-flashed-everyone-at-my-graduation/#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:45:55 +0000 Britt Warner http://theneave.com/blog/?p=8020 "You should streak," said the dude in front of me, a sentiment quickly echoed by at least four other guys in line with us. I immediately brushed the idea away. ]]> http://theneave.com/i-flashed-everyone-at-my-graduation/feed/ 4