http://theneave.com Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:05:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://theneave.com/my-drunk-halloween-night-told-with-sexy-costumes/ http://theneave.com/my-drunk-halloween-night-told-with-sexy-costumes/#comments Tue, 12 Oct 2010 05:07:38 +0000 Alessandra Rizzotti http://theneave.com/?p=34097 My girlfriend was a sexy flight attendant. Probably larger and sexier than most flight attendants. To be honest, she was larger than the plane she flew in on. One night, sexy Osama Bin Laden tries to get up in my girlfriend's grill. And I'm like, "Look bitch. I'm a sexy policewoman. Back off of my girlfriend. She's larger than an airplane but I love her."]]> http://theneave.com/my-drunk-halloween-night-told-with-sexy-costumes/feed/ 4 http://theneave.com/drunk-mail-selected-letters-pt-1/ http://theneave.com/drunk-mail-selected-letters-pt-1/#comments Wed, 29 Sep 2010 20:35:05 +0000 Lawrence Goodwin http://theneave.com/?p=33705 Some days I wake up with email responses to letters I had send to my friends and family the previous [...]]]> http://theneave.com/drunk-mail-selected-letters-pt-1/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/how-to-win-an-oscar/ http://theneave.com/how-to-win-an-oscar/#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:57:12 +0000 Jamie http://theneave.com/?p=28493 This video deserves an oscar]]> http://theneave.com/how-to-win-an-oscar/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-letter-to-heidi-montags-mother/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-letter-to-heidi-montags-mother/#comments Mon, 17 May 2010 23:17:09 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=23141 Dear, Heidi Montag’s mother: Let me first start off by asking, Who in the fuck do you think you are? [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-letter-to-heidi-montags-mother/feed/ 3 http://theneave.com/best-cry-ever-has-been-autotuned-re-mixed/ http://theneave.com/best-cry-ever-has-been-autotuned-re-mixed/#comments Sat, 08 May 2010 13:59:38 +0000 Manuel Carrillo III http://theneave.com/?p=22478 In this day and age, when something gets Auto-Tuned, you know it’s a legend. Auto-Tune and a re-mix? Well hey, [...]]]> http://theneave.com/best-cry-ever-has-been-autotuned-re-mixed/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/persepolis/ http://theneave.com/persepolis/#comments Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:35:05 +0000 Jamie http://theneave.com/?p=20839 Persepolis is a graphic novel by Marjane Satrapi, about her life growing up in Iran and Europe. The story is [...]]]> http://theneave.com/persepolis/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/welcome-to-website-high-school/ http://theneave.com/welcome-to-website-high-school/#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:34:16 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=20075 Welcome to Website High School. I’ve got this idea for a new TV show, with the title above. It’s very [...]]]> http://theneave.com/welcome-to-website-high-school/feed/ 2 http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-delivers-opening-statements/ http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-delivers-opening-statements/#comments Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:31:09 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=17522 APPARENTLY you can’t, in a clenching hurried groan, ask the judge of a prestigious courtroom for a short bathroom break. [...]]]> http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-delivers-opening-statements/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-defends-lindsay-lohan/ http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-defends-lindsay-lohan/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:43:40 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=16933 “All rise!” Everyone in the court room rises. I rise last and button the middle button on my HArmani blazer. [...]]]> http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-defends-lindsay-lohan/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/between-two-ferns-ben-stiller/ http://theneave.com/between-two-ferns-ben-stiller/#comments Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:26:39 +0000 neave http://theneave.com/?p=16664 I am a huge fan of the “Between Two Ferns” series. I’ve been a long time fan of Zach Galifianakis, [...]]]> http://theneave.com/between-two-ferns-ben-stiller/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/shes-out-of-my-league-movie-review/ http://theneave.com/shes-out-of-my-league-movie-review/#comments Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:32:26 +0000 Joshua http://theneave.com/?p=16486 Hello Neavers, I’ve never written for you all before, but welcome to the rest of your life. My sole purpose [...]]]> http://theneave.com/shes-out-of-my-league-movie-review/feed/ 11 http://theneave.com/news-from-the-jon-new-years-update/ http://theneave.com/news-from-the-jon-new-years-update/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:35:59 +0000 Jonathan Fin http://theneave.com/?p=15388 Jonathan Fin presents a comedic look at current events, pop culture and political satire…from his bathroom.]]> http://theneave.com/news-from-the-jon-new-years-update/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/news-from-the-jon-inaugural-edition-2/ http://theneave.com/news-from-the-jon-inaugural-edition-2/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:14:33 +0000 Jonathan Fin http://theneave.com/?p=15381 Jonathan Fin presents a comedic look at current events, pop culture and political satire…from his bathroom.]]> http://theneave.com/news-from-the-jon-inaugural-edition-2/feed/ 2 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-says-could-someone-please-pass-the-racism/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-says-could-someone-please-pass-the-racism/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:42:46 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=5076 From: [name redacted] Date: January 17 2009 1:40 pm Body: “hey, i dont think that we have ever spoken. im [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-says-could-someone-please-pass-the-racism/feed/ 3 http://theneave.com/roommate-wanted-replies-gone-wrong/ http://theneave.com/roommate-wanted-replies-gone-wrong/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:02:52 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=11402 I put up a Roommate Wanted ad on Craigslist for my house. Below is the ad I posted: ROOMMATE WANTED!!! [...]]]> http://theneave.com/roommate-wanted-replies-gone-wrong/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/ladies-9-things-to-do-to-guarentee-a-seat-at-the-singles-table/ http://theneave.com/ladies-9-things-to-do-to-guarentee-a-seat-at-the-singles-table/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:27:04 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=4294 Ladies: Want to date a douche bag? Ready to jump into the dating pool of losers fit for a Halo [...]]]> http://theneave.com/ladies-9-things-to-do-to-guarentee-a-seat-at-the-singles-table/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jaimee-grubbs/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jaimee-grubbs/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:50:02 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=12944 About 4 or 5 months back, Tiger Woods’ kicked it up a few notches and told everyone that not only [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jaimee-grubbs/feed/ 5 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-lauren-conrad/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-lauren-conrad/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:13:31 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=8717 I had the pleasure of sitting down and interviewing Lauren Conrad from The Hills. I would say, it was a [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-lauren-conrad/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/you-know-you-hate-your-job-when/ http://theneave.com/you-know-you-hate-your-job-when/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:43:53 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=12045 Jobs are stupid. Is it weird or fucked up that I actually enjoy listening to people who hate their jobs? [...]]]> http://theneave.com/you-know-you-hate-your-job-when/feed/ 2 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-writes-an-episode-of-friends/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-writes-an-episode-of-friends/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:50:13 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=11715 When I was 11 years old, I wrote an episode of Friends. It… was… to say the least… amazing. I [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-writes-an-episode-of-friends/feed/ 9