Tag Archives: girls

  1. makeup shmakeup: the must haves and the must nots

    I remember the day my mother bought me my very own make up. I was in fifth grade, and had been sneaking experimentations with her lipstick and eye shadow for about a year. I don’t remember the reason I was deemed mature enough to begin my own make up collection, but one day after school [...]




  2. Girls Are Nasty, and How to Deal.

    Dear whomever said that girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice:
     
    With all due respect, I’m not sure what serious mind-altering drugs you were taking when you came up with this outlandish and positively erroneous assertion. Permit me to set you straight. Girls are made of ice, cyanide, lemon juice, and pepper spray. [...]