http://theneave.com Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:05:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-letter-to-heidi-montags-mother/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-letter-to-heidi-montags-mother/#comments Mon, 17 May 2010 23:17:09 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=23141 Dear, Heidi Montag’s mother: Let me first start off by asking, Who in the fuck do you think you are? [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-letter-to-heidi-montags-mother/feed/ 3 http://theneave.com/welcome-to-website-high-school/ http://theneave.com/welcome-to-website-high-school/#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:34:16 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=20075 Welcome to Website High School. I’ve got this idea for a new TV show, with the title above. It’s very [...]]]> http://theneave.com/welcome-to-website-high-school/feed/ 2 http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-delivers-opening-statements/ http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-delivers-opening-statements/#comments Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:31:09 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=17522 APPARENTLY you can’t, in a clenching hurried groan, ask the judge of a prestigious courtroom for a short bathroom break. [...]]]> http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-delivers-opening-statements/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-mark-c-delivers-opening-statements/ http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-mark-c-delivers-opening-statements/#comments Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:26:06 +0000 Mark C http://theneave.com/?p=17375 As the judge waited for our opening statements, I surveyed the courtroom. To get myself in the right frame of [...]]]> http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-mark-c-delivers-opening-statements/feed/ 3 http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-mark-c-defends-e-trade/ http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-mark-c-defends-e-trade/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:08:05 +0000 Mark C http://theneave.com/?p=16928 “All Rise” The bailiff who resembled the guy from MASK said (the shitty Cher one. Not the Jim Carrey/Cameron Diaz [...]]]> http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-mark-c-defends-e-trade/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-defends-lindsay-lohan/ http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-defends-lindsay-lohan/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:43:40 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=16933 “All rise!” Everyone in the court room rises. I rise last and button the middle button on my HArmani blazer. [...]]]> http://theneave.com/the-lindsay-lohan-saga-john-macgregor-defends-lindsay-lohan/feed/ 0 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-says-could-someone-please-pass-the-racism/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-says-could-someone-please-pass-the-racism/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:42:46 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=5076 From: [name redacted] Date: January 17 2009 1:40 pm Body: “hey, i dont think that we have ever spoken. im [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-says-could-someone-please-pass-the-racism/feed/ 3 http://theneave.com/roommate-wanted-replies-gone-wrong/ http://theneave.com/roommate-wanted-replies-gone-wrong/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:02:52 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=11402 I put up a Roommate Wanted ad on Craigslist for my house. Below is the ad I posted: ROOMMATE WANTED!!! [...]]]> http://theneave.com/roommate-wanted-replies-gone-wrong/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/ladies-9-things-to-do-to-guarentee-a-seat-at-the-singles-table/ http://theneave.com/ladies-9-things-to-do-to-guarentee-a-seat-at-the-singles-table/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:27:04 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=4294 Ladies: Want to date a douche bag? Ready to jump into the dating pool of losers fit for a Halo [...]]]> http://theneave.com/ladies-9-things-to-do-to-guarentee-a-seat-at-the-singles-table/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jaimee-grubbs/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jaimee-grubbs/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:50:02 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/?p=12944 About 4 or 5 months back, Tiger Woods’ kicked it up a few notches and told everyone that not only [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jaimee-grubbs/feed/ 5 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-lauren-conrad/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-lauren-conrad/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:13:31 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=8717 I had the pleasure of sitting down and interviewing Lauren Conrad from The Hills. I would say, it was a [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-lauren-conrad/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/you-know-you-hate-your-job-when/ http://theneave.com/you-know-you-hate-your-job-when/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:43:53 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=12045 Jobs are stupid. Is it weird or fucked up that I actually enjoy listening to people who hate their jobs? [...]]]> http://theneave.com/you-know-you-hate-your-job-when/feed/ 2 http://theneave.com/meet-your-writers-john-macgregor/ http://theneave.com/meet-your-writers-john-macgregor/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:15:33 +0000 Liv http://theneave.com/blog/?p=11825 Read John’s vision of literary glory *here*. Liv: Who would you… Fuck, Marry, Kill: Courtney Love, Madonna, Britney Spears John: [...]]]> http://theneave.com/meet-your-writers-john-macgregor/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-writes-an-episode-of-friends/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-writes-an-episode-of-friends/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:50:13 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=11715 When I was 11 years old, I wrote an episode of Friends. It… was… to say the least… amazing. I [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-writes-an-episode-of-friends/feed/ 9 http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-stop-list/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-stop-list/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:06:09 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=11068 Written by: John MacGregor Everybody. Stop whatever it is you’re doing right now. Seriously. Stop. Those of you who are [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-stop-list/feed/ 1 http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-how-tos-of-life/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-how-tos-of-life/#comments Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:58:49 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=10893 Allow me to enlighten you all. I know most (all) of you want to know how to do things. That’s [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregors-how-tos-of-life/feed/ 5 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jon-and-kate-plus-8-the-finale/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jon-and-kate-plus-8-the-finale/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:25:34 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=10619 Well, as we expected, I ruined the interview with Jon Gosselin. And since that interview, Jon has been plastered all [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jon-and-kate-plus-8-the-finale/feed/ 6 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jon-and-kate-of-jon-and-kate-plus-8/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jon-and-kate-of-jon-and-kate-plus-8/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:48:34 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=10074 Last Monday, or Friday, or Wednesday, I can’t remember, I got a call from my agent. He or she, I [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-interviews-jon-and-kate-of-jon-and-kate-plus-8/feed/ 10 http://theneave.com/ladies-what-men-really-talk-about-when-youre-not-around/ http://theneave.com/ladies-what-men-really-talk-about-when-youre-not-around/#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:54:26 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=9779 **Warning, not intended for anyone who isn’t ready for the truth. Also not intended for pregnant women, or people wearing [...]]]> http://theneave.com/ladies-what-men-really-talk-about-when-youre-not-around/feed/ 2 http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-on-women-sobering-statistics-revealed/ http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-on-women-sobering-statistics-revealed/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:12:59 +0000 John MacGregor http://theneave.com/blog/?p=9420 A lot (all) women seem to be complaining about Men using Pick up Lines on them, ad fucking nauseum in [...]]]> http://theneave.com/john-macgregor-on-women-sobering-statistics-revealed/feed/ 0