I try to be discerning about who I accept friend requests from on MySpace, and am usually pretty good about finding cool folks to send add requests to; however, an odd one slips in now and again. Many of us here at The Neave – myself included – have ranted about the negative aspects of this social networking tool, but it seems like there’s always something new and increasingly terrible about it.

The following is a week’s worth of updates from a nineteen-year-old Texas chick who, from what I gather, was planning a shotgun wedding to the douche-tool who knocked her up. After she miscarried, he figured there was no longer a reason to go through with the marriage, much to her dismay. While I feel very sympathetic that she lost her baby and is, apparently, in love with a prick, it’s none of my business. Folks, I’m begging you: do NOT air your dirty laundry for all the world to see. It could end up on The Neave.

KT <3 Robert. i..feel..empty..and i feel like im dying.. at 2:48 PM Aug 6
Mood: depressed 
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KT <3 Robert. i hate my life with him included. at 5:19 PM Aug 6
Mood: depressed 
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SUGAR WOLF
  • SUGAR WOLF at 5:25 PM Aug 6
    what? i wanna see you.
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KT <3 Robert.  im in fucking pain. and i do love him. at 6:01 PM Aug 6
KT <3 Robert. Im doing a little bit better today :)  at 9:46 AM Aug 7
Mood: adored 
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KT <3 Robert.Looking at wedding dresses. hmmm :/ at 12:43 PM Aug 7
Mood: adored 
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KT <3 Robert.what should i doodle :/ at 1:48 PM Aug 8
Mood: confused 
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KT <3 Robert.weddings off at 6:30 PM Aug 8
Mood: angry 
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KT <3 Robert.IM DEFINITELY NOT MARRYING THIS CONTROLLING DOUCHE BAG. at 6:41 PM Aug 8
Mood: angry 
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KT <3 Robert....at 6:50 PM Aug 8
Mood: im fucked up 
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KT <3 Robert.he's a lying douche bag. :| 10 hours ago
Mood: he's fucked up 
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KT <3 Robert.he's a lying douche bag. :| ...what the fuck else has he lied about. 10 hours ago
Mood: he's fucked up 
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  • brendi?
    brendi? 10 hours ago
    what? yall arent getting married
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KT <3 Robert.I love robert so much we can't wait to get married. 12 minutes ago
Mood: adored 
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Don’t you just love happy endings? I give it five minutes.

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