This just in you soulless bastards. The Neave has just got wind of another skanky whore being spotted in Hollyhood. Just as the previous slew, this one is sure to make her parents proud. She was reportedly last seen in the 1600 block of Cahuenga Blvd. The suspect was found “Face down, Ass up” in an Ed Hardy wearing, Glendale inhabiting, Mercedes Benz that I can’t afford to drive because I actually live in one apartment with 10 other people, Armenian mans car. It was originally suspected she was roofied, but if one looks closely at the file photo, it is clearly obvious she is just one drunk whore who fell asleep while eating pizza. She probably does the same during her boring sex.
So let this be a reminder to all you Hollyhood rats or any skank out there. The Neave will find you. We will make fun of you. We will get rich off of you. You will be laughed at!
Author: Newton Hooton
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