After divulging the secrets of ‘small Asian penis,’ I felt myself constantly defending myself to Asian men. I did this by repeatedly asserting the outliers – whether or not they fit into that category was beyond me. That being said, I was apprehensive about sharing the article topic with my Asian male cousins but boy, am I glad I did!

All my male cousins stand about 5’10, a feat unknown to many Asian men and undefeated by my article subject, one cousin so graciously stated, “Not if you have penis tongue.”

I was silent. Shocked. Utter disbelief.

Then it dawned on me.. penis tongue is pretty powerful. Not literally.. metaphorically. Let’s walk through this…

Girls – if you let a guy get there, get ready to sleep with the guy. Guys – if you get there, you are getting laid. WOOO HOOO!!! Why? Simple – if you’re good … they can’t wait to see what your penis is like. And if you’re bad … they’ll sleep with you to get your lips out of theirs. It’s a good theory – go test it out and let me know what your results are.