Newton here. You must be asking yourself “Newton Hooton, are you here to put someone on blast once more!? Do you enjoy doing this to people!?” Yes…and yes. C.H.A *Central Hooton Agency* did an awesome job with this one. I must say, I am very proud of what I have started. C.I.A ain’t got nothin’ on C.H.A.
C.H.A reports:
Shamin lives in San Fransisco. Hangs at a place called Vessel on Friday nights. Goes by the names “shiek sham” or “Shami Bear.” Hits on every single Persian girl and tells them that he owns a Ferrari; Shamin does not own a car. Often passes out from drinking too much and gets carried out of the club. He is clearly overweight, yet he does not mind taking his V-neck shirts off when the DJ plays “his favorite song.”
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Author: Newton Hooton
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