One guy asked me what my body looked like and then asked me for photos… after we already arranged to meet up this week for coffee.

Fucking creepster.

One guy gave me his number and told me he’d take me salsa dancing and then said something about how he doesn’t have his photo up cuz he’s a semi-celebrity here in the Bay Area.

Fucking liar.

One guy told me how beautiful my smile was and how much he’d love to get to know me.

I told him he didn’t meet the height requirement… sorry.

One guy told me about his entire weekend (as if we were friends but only a few messages had been passed between us) and then when I canceled on our apparently set date that I never agreed to… he said, really? wow. WOW.

Fuck you. Wow yourself asshole.

One guy didn’t meet the educational requirements and didn’t think it mattered. I told him to get a bachelor’s degree… then we’d talk.

My ultimate favorite is when the guys contact me telling me my profile made them laugh or how they can tell what type of personality I have from my profile.

I wrote about 3 sentences, you don’t know me from that. You liked the photo – don’t lie dimwits.

This is what you get with free online dating sites.