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Persian Godfather? Get the phuck out of here

Published on November th, 2008 - Author: Newton Hooton

Part 2 of the Schwag *formally known as Doosh* series. Hope you guys learn from these people. If you have pictures of “douche” like people, email them to me at info@theneave.com

 

People need to stop watching Godfather and Scarface. Seriously. Especially ethnic males. They get taken over by it. Like you know how as a child you would watch a Bruce Lee movie and then afterwards punch imaginary people for hours? Yeah. It’s the same thing. Only this time it is the adult ethnic male who gets into character.

Dear Persian person,

You and your “bros” are not a part of a Persian mafia. There is no Persian mafia. Do you even know how to operate a gun? Have you ever organized ANYTHING? No. You probably have trouble getting laid and still live at home. Your 1992 Mercedes is your “ride” and your hang out place is a Hooka joint. Your shit’s weak…says me.

 

 

 

 

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