I hooked up with a guy…

SHOCKER!

But here is my deal, you can stop reading now if you do not want to hear about my gayness but if you want to read on it is to your benefit. I am very confused, really confused. I have been out of a relationship for almost six months now and trust me I am very happy! But now and then we need to have some fun right! (AS LONG AS IT IS SAFE CLEAN FUN!) Here is my problem. I have known this guy for about a year, so it is not some crazy random hook-up. However my problem is that I drove all the way to fucking Santa Monica to make out with this guy (not the plan but thank god that is all that happened) and for him to wake me up to send me home after I fell asleep out of boredom of this horrible hook up! FUCK YOU! First of all, you are a horrible kisser. Second: I was a little drunk so you looked a little bit better. Third: I drove over to Santa Monica (which is basically like driving to North Hollywood which is something I NEVER DO!) and fourth, don’t even get me started on your small penis! Really, why can’t my life be like Brokeback Mountain? Meet a hot guy on a farm, swap spit and you’re in love? ( I still have yet to see this movie – I hope no one dies!) ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

All I know is that I am not the biggest fan of sex. I know it is weird, but it is just so over-rated at times. And If they all are going to end up like this it might just be better for me to sleep with a woman…I just had an aneurysm when I typed that. But really, are all hook ups like this? This is something I rarely do….and I think I will never do again!

UGH!

I hate being a HOMOSEXUAL sometimes.